Which Office Award Are You?
Answer 10 quick questions about your work habits and find out which of 12 original office awards you'd take home. Share your award card with the team, then host your own Awards Night with 60 printable certificates.
Ready for your award?
About a minute. Pick the answer that sounds most like you. Just for fun: your answers stay in this browser tab and are never stored or sent anywhere.
- Superpower
- Your role at the party
All 12 office awards
Every result in the quiz. Tap one to see its card.
- The Quiet Fire ExtinguisherStaying calm while everyone else refreshes the status page.
- The One-Person Hype DepartmentTurning a dull Tuesday into a celebration with one message.
- The Spreadsheet SorcererSeeing patterns in cell A1 to Z9000 that nobody else can.
- The 47-Tab VisionaryHolding five future plans in your head at the same time.
- The Unofficial IT DeskMaking the screen share work on the first try.
- The Department DiplomatTranslating between sales, engineering and finance, all in one call.
- The Team HistorianRemembering the decision everyone else forgot making.
- The Photo-Finish ArtistTurning pressure into polish at the very last second.
- The Inbox MonkBeing serene in a building full of notification sounds.
- The Party ArchitectGetting 30 busy people into one room at the same time.
- The Brainstorm VolcanoFilling a whiteboard faster than anyone can wipe it.
- The Shared-Drive LibrarianFinding the right version of anything in under five seconds.
Free Awards Night host
Running office awards at the party? Type everyone's name, pick an award for each person (or let the page pick from 60 funny, kind awards), then print a certificate for each winner. Names stay in this browser tab.
- Type names and press Make the list.
A few of the 60 awards in the host:
- The Router Rebooter for bringing the internet back to life by simply walking past it
- Spreadsheet Sorcerer of the Year for formulas so powerful they should come with a warning label
- The Human Search Engine for knowing where every file, cable and spare key lives
- Chief Morale Officer for keeping our spirits up on even the greyest Monday
- The Calm in the Storm for staying unflappable while everything else flapped
- Emoji Reaction Olympian for the fastest reaction time in team chat history
- The Golden Headset for heroic hours spent on calls this year
- The Shared-Drive Librarian for naming files so well we can actually find them
- Best Supporting Coworker for always helping someone else shine
- The Bug Magnet for finding every glitch first (and reporting it kindly)
- Master of the Slide Deck for turning boring updates into slides people remember
- Rookie of the Year for joining the team and acting like you'd been here for years
Office Awards Pack (printable + PowerPoint)
Want the polished version? The Office Awards Pack is an instant download:
- 60 original funny office awards with a kind "for…" line each
- Editable certificate PowerPoint (type names in) + print-ready PDFs, US Letter and A4
- Awards-reveal PowerPoint for the TV: click to reveal each winner
- 12 award archetype cards, a printable nomination ballot and a 5-minute host script
- Bonus: 3 "team year in review" slides
Included in the full Holiday Office Party Kit (HK$88), together with the game show PowerPoint, printable party games, a Secret Santa set and gift swap sets.
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Questions
Is the quiz scientific?
No. It's an office party game for fun, written for this page. It isn't a personality test and doesn't say anything real about you or your work.
Do you store my answers or the names I type?
No. No analytics, no cookies, no trackers. Answers and names stay in your browser tab and are gone when you close it. The share link only contains the award name (for example ?a=inbox-monk).
How do I print the certificates?
Make the list, assign awards, press Print certificates, and choose landscape. Turn on "Background graphics" in the print dialog for the colours. Works with Letter and A4.
Are the awards OK for work?
They're written to be kind, playful roasts: nothing about looks, age, health or anything personal. Still, read them over and skip any that don't fit your team.